The first date was going great, until the "I Love You"s started.

Friendly Zombie waves hello

The computer's confession

She is peacefully asleep

Technicolor capital A.

The Brown M&M assimilates Pikachu like the borg

Angry Irishman has insulted the poor box.

Punk rocker peas

50 Shades of Gray

Bare-bones magic show from the wrong side of the tracks.

Calvin severs his last ties with sanity as well as Hobbes's tail.

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