The Moon, Sun, Mars, Saturn and Earth, witness the birth of a constellation, it depicts a man peeing in a goldfish's mouth. They are shocked

Steve from Blues Clues, he's much older now and wiser. He warns us to "Just stop buying avocados!"

A happy clown!... He brought his friend Gangrene the Ghost with him! Gangrene lives inside of the happy clowns butt. ^_^

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

Finn the Human trying to seduce Jake the Dog. It's working.

Gaster stretches his neck and arm out of a pile of black muck, he smiles, waves, and says "Hewwo?" in wingdings.

A piece of shit thinking about what he once was.

A russian mans clothes are too tight. He vocalizes his displeasure through broken english.

Doodle or Die

Black newgrounds tank with a red balloon coming out of the barrel, and a red clown with pink hair, a purple nose, mouth and crosses for eyes

The cherries live happily. One day a family of blueberries moved in. GET OUT OF HERE FARKLEBERRIES! Why? THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR RACISM!

The Emoji Movie makes Jar Jar Binks sad.

Doodle or Die

Pirate with a peg leg cuts the top of a lamp post off with his hook while screaming, "POW!"

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