Oooh, The almost-scalene triangle

TENTACLE PORN

A man talking to a cheeseburger.

CHRISTIAN HERSHEY KISSES

An alien. Probably. With 3 eyes. Oh god.. it looks like a girl... but is not like any other girl in this universe! o:

Are you fucking kidding me?

A turtle carrying Princess Peach.

Princess Peach falls in love with a complete stranger... and she has only heard him singing and whistling a tune.

What's in the box?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Potatoes

YELLOW OCTIE-- wait. No. It has four legs/arms/tentacles. Just... draw a pink squiddle.

Talking glasses. GENIUS.