This is my third account because I keep forgetting my other fucking usernames.
A potato thrown at sound barrier-shattering speeds at a clueless robot.
An 80yo mutated, green, disabled, multi-limbed Clint Eastwood yells at some kids on his lawn.
A man possessed by the spirit of John Wayne Gacy stabs a bystander whose expression is of some kind of nonchalant look.
A sentient windmill shattered little Billy's knee caps with a shovel and left him for dead miles away from his homestead.
Discriminatory behavior at cheese eaters.
The evolution of worms involve growing massive talons on their faces to fight off winged predators.
Matcha tea.
Throw water on Trump, and he'll melt away like his morality.
Artistic indecision. Might as well die.
An existential crisis.
An alternate universe where everything is the same but everything is THE CLOWN.
A very long cat sucking an ice cream horn.