the grass says "oh shizle" as the foot is about to step on it

As he kicked my crotch he screamed "FOOTBALL" and then ran off with my cat.

some guy

the lone slice of pizza starting his life changing journey

dog and bunny are friends

being meguka is suffering ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

"cash" i say as i stand in the baseball diamond

would you like to make a contract to become a magical girl? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

lets make some pasta

"no" says the invisible man as his brother dies

the man is sad because the sign says "no bikes" and he is on a date with his bike

make a contract with me. fight witches, get bitches