Dumb blonde ass bitch that is like 1cm tall walks toward huge fucking dick that towers above her like a nigger.

A spanish immigrant rakes leaves.

Stoned giant tries to eat someone.

Pirate dressed like Julius Caesar kills a donkey that looks like a dinosaur with down syndrome.

The cake is a lie.

Piss rainbow between two mouths.

An explosion of epic proportions compared to the way I fart.

Crudely drawn Pikachu says "Sparrow sucks" when clearly, a Pidgey is attacking him, and they are actually called Spearows.

Nipple dog/human king speaks to his people.

A spider is raining on a treet.

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