Batter is encountered by 3 enoch turtles.

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE PURIFY

Scout and Batter discuss baseball in an orderly fashion. Incredible.

Batter cries over the fact that hes no one's senpai. In the distance, a lone puppeteer quietly states that hes their senpai.

The batter is smiling. He is so happy. So very happy. Very, very joyful. Joyful, joyful, joyful. Look at that gleaming grin from ear to ear.

An elsen who speaks Spanish instead of French or English frightens a spectre away.

Zacharie sports a MARVELOUS sparkling pink bikini. You go, merchant.

Boxxer has to stop Ballman from his mischievous schemes once more!

Japhet takes up all the space in the bird bath and tells all the annoyed birds to shut up.

"Did you eat all the meat?" Zacharie asks in an annoying manner. "bitch i might have" Replies Bad Batter.

Zacharie falls into the style of a homestuck character sprite. He questions "Are we doing this?"

Batter threatens that if you come into his home he will hurt you very badly. What a nice man.