A unicorn dog is being attacked by blue balls!

A math professor that does not actually know math at all

Mario is all like "aw shit that's a large ass shroom"

YES IT DOES EXIST I'VE SEEN IT

An egg is broken and his yolk is dripping out, his egg friend is crying and throwing his arms up shouting WHY!!!!

Mario chops Toad's head off with a scimitar

A cat is a hat.

A dude got a sword stuck in his back and he's all like "SHIT DAWG"

Tobias Funke: World's Best Analrapist

A crusty, bumpy banana with the word "diet" next to it

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands

A beautiful river flowing along a grassy hill, it makes you think existential thoughts like "Who? Why?"