A poop finds a juicy carrot at the end of the rainbow (or is it the opposite?)

Disco or Die (notice: dying includes slowly breaking your limbs one by one)

A guy has eaten a jar of tabasco, approximately the size of his head, for the Vine.

O.O !!!

A kid is rejected by his one true love. To show his dread he sends her a piece of paper with a begging stickman.

A snake was sleeping in a mountain shoe and is now pondering the purple floor.

Butts in yo' space (with saturn and mars).

A man without feet, wearing only shorts, stopped playing basketball because of words on the wall that say "wrong way dumb shit".

The Sun is sad because Earth is burning and Mercury and Venus turned completely orange.

A simple, quadricolor turtle with square legs.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic person.

A brown man with hairs covering his face showing off his muscles and disoriented six packs.