The conspiracy theory that white people are only going to the moon to have black people blow up the planet from their secret moon base.

A robed man wearing the skull of a duck billed platypus with a cross carved into the forehead preforming an ancient ritual.

A bowling ball stuck on a coat rack holding a whistle.

Since we've run out of zinc we have resorted using kinetic energy to produce light, by putting people on tiny bikes inside lightbulbs

Japanese watermelon is enraged by the bot fly larva making its way inside the watermelon's rind.

Asian asteroid with sunglasses watches a well-formed man dive into the water wearing nothing but knee socks and a g-string

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Several raccoon babies suckling at their dead mother's teets.

Finally, the chicken Blitzkrieg of McDonald's has begun!

Arians are initiating the plan to eradicate all other races by introducing a new product that is really a poison."it's good!" is the slogan.

Shrek does battle with the mighty Herma Worm, he breathes fire into the eyes of the menacing beast.

A beautiful mosaic of a detailed cock.

E.T. getting felt up sensually by a Dr. House

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