and alien with large breasts wears a purple sombrero while contemplating life.

..trees

a muffin

spiderman kills a giant hamster with two handguns.

sad clown/baby thing.

headphones

a unicorn is embracing a banana.

someone is shocked by technology

a boy reads a paper saying "ur adopted" and he's very sad.

a caveman.. falling asleep standing up

someone.. getting a boner at the sight of someone else peeing on the side of the road.

a coffin with something sticking out of the side; perhaps an arm?