My love is like a worn out mixtape. My hands are like weathered aluminum.My mind is like a sullen vestiment.My writing is like crappy dumb.My God, are you still reading this?
Goddammit Doodle or Die! Stop giving me boners!
In this season of Breaking Bad, Walt and Jesse start dating. Wait, is this the right show?
I came, I saw, I complained.
No no no! Poptarts go in the microwave and marshmellows go over the fire!
Oh my god, put it away!
Office Politics
Wow, it's a Yabba Dabba Diesel!
black squibs
Blueberry Warfare
Yellow Mickey Mouse with a cigarette but in his mouth
Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her
An evil duck is giving a bear the heebie jeebies.