Motherfuckers, if they want to leave me behind I'll just kill their pets one by one with gasoline and friction. I'm a rogue grape, no branch

A land piranha about a third the size of a mountain. We. Are. Screwed.

My name is Mr. Scarecrow. I like to lure little boys to me with oranges. You see healthy little boys are much better than fatty ones.

Full grown adult wearing only pants still stuck in mothers uterus, but he tries, oh how hard to tries, to break free. One day he will

#2 Pencil delivering mail to a purple ass.

Poor sad green puppy(?) thing had its first period

Fecal bromance

Gay men aren't allowed to have friends in some states.

Some retard is trying to make a fire look like a person.

Fuck I'm on the same website as the BRONIES?? Noooooooooo!

One cold pussy.

woman without boobies naked and being shocked to death.

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