i lift weights (i dont lift weights)
Person suddenly realizes their chair only has one leg and they will soon tip over. A single tear rolls down their face
the cat has stolen the spray bottle. the tables have turned
hey guys i'm over here to the right!
damn mailbox lit itself on fire AGAIN. i've reported this to the authorities seven times now. disgusting display of government incompetence.
cat is SHOCKED and DISGUSTED at this MYSTERIOUS RECTANGULAR DEVICE
john egbert is a fucking superhero and he does what he wants
sherlock season 3 comes out, homestuck updates, and a hoenn remake is released, all at the same time
purple pompom on a blue hat
ninja POWERING UP
a thoroughly chewed piece of gum
venom from spiderman, probably
gray figure attempts to escape slenderman with only a ultrapowered flashlight