a nerd obeys every law except those of physics

"WHAT IS MY SIZE" the man yells. _____________________________ the universe is of no help

man joins elon musk's mars program after realizing the earth is being taken over by retro video game villains

you're literally shit kid

kore wa, the western devil arrives

a band extends branches out to the genre "deep ocean clown opera"

So the office caught word that you're terminally ill....

bank robber makes an accounting error

the goose decided it was time to buy a lottery ticket

so long and thanks for all the friction

girl reluctantly accepts monster shoe

Godzilla had early success after signing up for Tinder.