A ninja killing a ghost after lulling it into a false sense of security by tangoing with it

Jonathan

Mutant ostrich

Alien?

An illustration that is PRETTY AWESOME

Guess What? Chicken Butt.

Either a Luchador mask or a ping-pong paddle.

Homestuck Heroine

Two cokes in a pissing contest.

Submit to me ;)

Link And the Pyramid of Illuminati

A Spanish Eskimo? (He might be Chilean)