My panties: wet, crusty, soggy, stale, smelly, clean, place you bets

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN

TV catches fire, man is hurt, more at eleven

clubby teh seal

my ass is sore

Johns did 9/11

pain te funny dig

clambake

French Hitler

waste of time

Angry redhead with soul leaking from forehead

Either an explanation for Janet or a praise for flower called Janet