A homeless man with a pet slimer

Some asshole can't man up and draw what he's supposed to. He probably used all his skips. What a douche.

Fez wearing wizards shoot red thunder at a man, killing him.

Some assholes can't distinguish the difference between drawing and writing. And this is coming from a guy named sdgfdsh. Draw what you like.

A man rubs something gross onto another guy, who is shocked at this turn of events.

A lazy eyed hipster gives a public service announcement on the harmful influence of fandoms.

A purple lizard carries a banana on its back and is having non of your usual shit.

As a daredevil peppermint is shot out of a gun, his wife vomits chocolate and math from anxiety.

Finger me

Space invaders is the REAL game. Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here.

A member of the Blue Man Group remarks on the beauty of nature.

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