A hot sun beats down on the dry prairie in a brilliant blue sky. Clouds float above thorny plants, which a sign warns bear poisonous pollen.

Elegant gentleman wearing a top hat and monocle is featured on the inside of a greeting card, with the caption "Like a sir" above him.

A fit man with a sword strapped to his back punches a small boy with a large, visible SMACK. They both wear sunglasses. It is somehow ironic

A man stands atop a horse, waving two swords in the air.

A cowboy draws his gun, his hat slung down low over his face. He raises his free hand above his shoulder, spurred heels together, and fires.

I just met a beautiful girl named Casey in class. She sits there sketching pictures of me during lecture. Can you please do the same of her?

A fabulous black woman blows a puff of cigarette smoke into the air, with the word "Sexy" and hearts suspended inside of it.

A person lies asleep in a bed. Yellow Zs rise from the persons mouth.

Google's front page. In the search box is typed the word "Santorum".

A volcano erupts with a Boom! Lava and smoke pour out from the crater. The eruption bears a suspicious resemblance to an orange person.

Miss Octobor wins the competition. She grasps her #1 trophy in her left hand as she comforts the runner up with her right.

A man stands behind a donkey. He brings his hand down on the donkey's rump, which voices its displeasure by way of a loud "Hee-Haw".