Horribly deformed woman tries to look cute on a blanket. You're not fooling anyone, bitch, you look like a skinwalker

Green man with acne realizes that he's ugly as fuck

Oh no, someone lost his wiener! Better find him and give it back

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SNAKES!

Everything that could have gone wrong has gone wrong

Lightning struck Shaved Naked Jesus right in the eye. I guess his nudity made his father pretty fucking angry.

KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL

INSANE SHOE-BEAR

IF I GET TO START ANOTHER FUCKING CHAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL GO OUT THERE AND PUNCH A MIDDLE AGED HOOKER

ENOUGH WITH THE NEW CHAINS

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF STARTING NEW CHAINS, LIKE JESUS CHRIST

Niggery diggery