The sun looks displeased at a green shlong someone left outside.

Is this child shitting a river. Fuck, I don't get paid enough for this.

A cop secretly admires a sexy red eyed teen, who also admires the cop. However, they can never be together because the kid is too punk rock.

Please, God, Don't let that be a bucket. I've been on this website for ten damn minutes and I've already seen more Homestuck than I should.

A man crying because he dropped his shovel.