A very handsome ghost is trying to get into bed with someone.

The victim : A snail The crime : Organ theft

Dark souls is hard.

Someone took a picture of me while I was running.

A snail compliments a mans shorts. The man admits that they were bought at Wal Mart.

Jack Skellington just slapped a zombie. Jack looks pretty smug about it.

A person was crushed by a giant gold nugget.

An unknown sound. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

A balding man in dirty underwear searches blindly in a dark room.

I just can't believe you have to draw this, it's completely shocking.

How the hell can you not see a guy in a bright red and white sweater? I mean jeez, my hat even matches, I stand out like a turd in ice cream

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