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Girl's boyfriend being abducted by a pteranadon. She let's out that she think's he's a boob but she cares about him. He is not amused.

Firefox and Megaupload

Screaming bitch

I see you put my dose in with some other pills. Real classy doc. Really classy.

Man gargles fruit punch

God is powertripping and bans Shrek from peeing with a bolt of lightning. This is getting out of hand.

Billy Mays returns from the dead to sell spray on avocado ointment

A dog in a blue suit is afraid of a giant dorito

Pot smoking royal banana in the Ganga Garden

Some oversized monster spewing stump jumping jibber speak

Man reads magic book that extends arms and copies hats. Obama seems to be framing this situation