This drawing appears to be some sort of wrapper you'd find on a beer bottle.

A nazi doormat.

Garfield catches his owner Jon watching pornography.

peeing in a river

Kirby facing camera.

A thick horizontal black line 2/3 up the picture. Below it is a zig zag, followed by a thin black line, followed by white, followed by blue.

A man is insecure about his hairy eyeballs. He wears sunglasses to hide them.

I'm being told that it says "La Roux".

My boss is a talking spider.

Now you're thinking with portals.

Beethoven