ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS WATER WALRUS

Wanted Poster Inception

An avian creature claims that "I SUPPOSE THAT I HAVE ISSUES IN MY CRANIAL REGION"

"HELP, SOMEONE HAS TAKEN MY EGGPLANT HOSTAGE!"

A demon telling a log its shipping opinions.

"Happy Birthday Sarge! I hope you dun mind that the cake is a bit rushed, we only just learned it was your birthday today! How old are ya?"

A Public Service Announcement about the proper use of foreign words in modern english.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?