An Olympic weight-lifter executing a perfect clean and jerk.

An ancient pyramid arising from columns of green smoke. Winged Egyptian monkey Gods burst from the walls into the gleaming sunlight.

One angry goddamn pencil with a big-ass brain eraser.

A fried fuckin' egg, that's what's what.

Avant Fart

An S.S officer crying over the misspelling of "auschwitz" at a concentration camp.

Mario staring directly at you. He has no eyes.

A cross-eyed unicorn breathing fire

A smoke demon. It's coming for you, Archibald.

An ambiguous woman from a PSA holding an equally ambiguous baby

bitten apple

black man eating girl