The Little Mermaid: "Close Enough" edition.
A man cries when he sees a Waffleman down on his luck.
Snowman made out of feces states that oh no, you did not.
Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson juggles the bombs of the Poppy Bros from Kirby.
Batman got food poisoning from Alfred's cooking.
A stick figure asks for sex from a woman and gets turned down.
A pumpkin gets spooked by a shoe, and examines the fact verbally.
HOLY SHIT IT'S JAWS!
A tragedy happens; the Pacific Ocean explodes.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! TERRORISTS, YOUR GAME IS UP, CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!
A piece of shit is offended by a pair of dentures on a vacuum.
Some chick flips off another drawer's request. What a bitch.