Bizarro America for the win!

rocket-bell asks dinosaur, "what's good?"

Chef calls for sauce for his pan-fried ham steaks with butter

crying pink chainsaw floats through the starless night sky

circumcision, a la South Park

angry goldfish

Viking throws his replicating sword at Nompy

Stretch Armstrong grows a handle

the velveteen rabbit, well-loved, is being boxed up :(

Deep sea diver finds rare 4-tentacled octopus

Someone with big yellow hair contemplates a punchcard

The proper conclusion to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy