Loyal Employee of the Maui Land and Pineapple Company.

Sad ginger shows up to toy store too late to buy a Regular Show action figure

An example of how paying attention in Geography would have been useful

Realising you'll never be an astronaut with grades like that

A red-and-blue scarf-toting hipster with power over rainbows is accidentally impaled on their own devil tail

Arthur the aardvark!

Magnum P.I, the ballet, on ice

The Duke of Ellington fails to impress Anne Frank with his Alien fanfiction

A poorly constructed miniature railway, with a marshmallow on a stick for comparison

A unicorn spy answers to the jealous stepbrothers of the king. The assassination is proceeding as planned.

an orange cuttlefish.

Stan the Lego Man reflects on his life choices while painting yet another cruddy self-portrait that will never sell.