A dude who had too much to drink exhibiting a technicolour yawn over his crush's shoes.

A sentient car cries in agony as it tries to remove itself from an idiot's face

A wolf, furious at the hot butter spilt all over him, breathes fire everywhere

boxman is crushed by the weight of his new hat

a masterpiece

mug shot of a rubber duck

A flying jet-black electric guitar forcibly prevents a chicken from crossing the road.

Left-hand lateral side-section of a man suffering from Neon-Wangworm infection (Fig. A)

An upstanding young octopus defends his downtrodden squid friends in an attempt to end cephalopod racism

Neil Patrick Harris is sadly mistaken while sashaying around in a strapless purple number

The tin man is so excited to get a heart he does the can-can

An attempt to pick who gets to ride "shotgun" goes horribly wrong