While para-sailing, a flying uni-donkey sweeps me off my feet and marries me.

Hippo Barbarella

Faceless suit man with wild tentacles for arms.

Welcoming sign to a party under the ocean!

Potato who collects an odd number of socks.

Jerking off while sister sleeps on couch.

Flipping off the banana.

Gingerbread man shooting a pink squid.

Poo clubbing piss walkers.

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