Inter-species Erotica?

A man, whom shares his name with a state, seems rather upset about something.

Look into these eyes. LOOK INTO THEM!

A party in heaven leads to God himself throwing up upon the earth below, while angels soak the land in urine.

Kool Aid man mentally prepares himself for another long, hard day of work.

Where, oh where, did that fishy go? A fish, a fish, a fishy, ooooohhhh~

A car with a poor car-to-testicle ratio is upset. :(

Plotting carrot is plotting.

Fat Hitler seems upset. :(

yo ma ma

A cowboy with a long, silky beard is rather happy, despite his legs being strangely positioned on his body.

Closest thing to you is now a weapon for a man attacking you. What is it?