He leapt from the tower, realizing that death is the only repentance for making the American populace so overweight.

A person of mystery walks out of the Rat Chapel deep at night, his black cat at his side. What face does this yellow raincoat hide?

Pursuers have achieved true balance.

NO, HAVEL! NO!

Tyrone ain't let his lil' brudda steal no mo bikes

British woman baffled by a Chav smoking a joint

a bespectacled burglar rushing through the window holding the hot pizza he just stole

He's a boy!

bear raping a blonde woman

BACON BACON BACON

AND AS HE LAY, HIS BOW DROPPED, HIS SHIELD BARELY UP, THE ENEMY STRUCK THE FINISHING BLOW.

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