Confirming Mario

Communism, with giraffes.

reaching the age of majority, proceeding to drink alchohol

Megaman, but his body is a cup of coffee. his arms and legs are fine.

A dead american patriot, with an erect flag sticking out of his gallbladder.

a man dancing with with an overly of red stripes

A computer on display, where rather than it being on a shelf, it is a stripper.

Halo Hungry F(beard)D