Milk carton is so depressed about the missing kid never being found that he has grown moss on his sides to hide his shame.

Racists: so stupid that they haven't worked out that you draw the background first. I bet anyone can draw a nicer public park than this guy.

Red car doesn't like what's up, is leaving.

The American electorate.

A woman fantasizes about empty carbs. Her nutritionist, a musical hall acrobat from circa 1900, telepathically intervenes.

A comforting image of your favorite parent.

Poodle is sleeping in a smurf uterus.

The best Mario Kart track.

Worlds richest amoeba is smoking a cigar.

It has a chef hat, the head of a bird, leaves instead of arms, is walking to the right, and is powered by an electrical cable. What is it??

A tornado killing someone.

A really good picture of a Disney princess. The bar has been raised. Picture fight /\ \/ go!