A man on a bench holds icecream as he watch two cars crash into each other and bodies fly out.

"I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF@#$ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF@#$ING PLANE!"

I highly intelligent dog.

A man on a date with a midget so short that you can't see her enjoying to milkshake the man bought her.

Jaba the Slut

Baby in a Can! Now with more BABY!

Douche Man

A koala bear refused your love.

A coconut tree is throwing it's coconuts!

A pizza has fallen over because her water broke.

Someone who is ruining everyone's fun.

Female Kirby. Very female. Big boobs, huge flower. Weird.