shirtless nigga santa greets your children with open pants

green hot dog preaches to red, blue, and orange hot dogs, red hot dog is ENTHUSED! LIKE FUCKING ECSTATIC BRO, HE'S FLIPPING SHIT.

man becomes a human jetpack by way of his own blood and flies towards the hospital

shrek plane shits piss bombs into the ocean

elephant fucking chicken soup

fancy shit

skewer of dead fuckers

normal man named dick

tits vageen duck feet BULK UP!

hipster creature

snake cow lick poop suit fuck

pats for patrick, NO STAHP

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×