a cheeseburger with chili cheese tops in the bottom
a puppet master whose puppets were stolen by a pretender
a pig flying calmly across the sky, seen from an airplane window
a person who has started thirty-five chains
a man who is drunk on a lot of beer and also vodka. and absinth.
a jew who looks like a jew
grapes and wine
the winner of an ugly sweater party
the face of death
a superhero with the letters KG on his chest (you decide what it stands for)
a helicopter with axes instead of rotor blades
midget clown