the average american, dozing off

Canada, eh?

A nudist steps in something unexpected

a three-armed man and his paraplegic friend are drinking some very expensive whiskey

A de-fleshed human with crooked bones

rock the cradle, that my baby may sleep

pink hulk laughs at puny human

The duke smokes a cigar and wears a beret on his trip to France

what does a navel cannon shoot?

damn it James, you smoke too much weed

a bagpipe

a cup of organically grown chai tea