"Yeah well see, we really found that business boomed when we put our meth lab on a wheel. Portable baby. We give customers what they want."

"It was then i realized i created the worlds best killing machine...part dolphin, part bird, with the the attitude of a spoiled white girl."

Tickle tickle dad. Tickle tickle!

a messed up air plane thay just

i want tea

"I put curly fries in my hat but you don't like it?? *straight tear* *squiggly tear*"

A neutron escapes from the nucleus prison he's been in since forever. But he's not really excited, but kinda is.

Looks like someone's gettin lead poisoning tonight!

gello on crack smacking a bum

what the h e double hockey sticks is that

I rubbed mustard on my leg..i heard it gets rid of...SPIDER VEINS! Fingers crossed it works!!!!!!!

Ohio is for sale for $9.99! Woohoo. Let's buy it!