a Canadian turtle on a rocket ship to the moon

a snail

a handsome person named Jack

doodle or die..?

a book teaching you how to make "scrab cakes"

a very large butterfly finding his mother's stash of Playboy magazines in their bathroom

a sexually frustrated cactus eating a granola bar while singing Don't Stop Believin'

a stoned rabbit deals with a pussy ass nigga of a carrot

surfing ninja with a sword