There is a fungus among us...

I traveled through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, past the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops, and then through the Lincoln tunnel

Naked baby Spiderman slings his diaper on a web at baby Batman, who is upset that his parents are dead.

The first lady don't play that.

A weird brain looking thingy says "well f*** you too, anon."

Little baby people don't have sideburns. They've got to grow them when they're older.

A guy who thinks he's cool says "it's all good, man."

Your spelling is bad, and you should feel bad.

A gray dragon with cat ears devours some small, innocent creature.

Dog with one red ear licks his pawless stick-leg with his blue tongue

Spiderman, in his black and white suit, accidentally shoots his web in the middle of a nice park.

A lemonhead with a pointy nose thinks this is all just unacceptable.