a man trapped inside a lipstick tube and desperately trying to squeeze his head out

someone tries to play pool but they're really bad at it and they cause a nuclear holocaust

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a crab dances in the moonlight

a racist blackface cat throws a spear at a white man with a deflated head

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pineapples aren't meant to do that

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guy goes crazy for booty

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if you were looking for trouble, you could always find it in ethel's purse

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a high zombie really likes science

pooh has overdosed on honey and he's trippin balls

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a beetle farts into a can of soup

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a fat man corners a little girl against a boulder and tries to offer her drugs

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