What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a penis shaped worm in your apple.

adorable tiger cub which will no doubt grow up to be a vicious little fucker

humpty dumpty 2 weeks after his fatal accident

"NOPE" santa exclaims, looking into the night sky. he flails his arms with wild abandon.

Rainbow Dash goes ghetto.

paddington bear finally loses his shit

annoying troll from brazil. we've all met one. HUEHUEHUEHUE

bee has no time for you

Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and his clones have fun on a piece of toast. There is a toaster to prove this is toast.

oh god not that stupid fucking dragon again

cucumber being stoned

Dog cries blood

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