a turtle biting a mans bits'n'bobs

A pickle, sad

a sea captain ponders if he should hire a male prostotute

My father when I was born

actual scissors sex (with scissors)

a potato has farted

Lesbians. Drawn by: thekeeegs.

The loch ness monster grew legs. And now wants to socialize.

future president (morgan freeman with a beard) slays godzilla with a flaming sword yelling "PENGUINS". Meanwhile a LGBT supporter flies in.

tearing off clothes turns you into a carrot sucking nudist. I also think the house grew in size...

a hollowed shell of a unicorn has its torso ripped out and replaced with a star (the burning kind) while spiders crawl from its eye sockets.

a flying superhero with the face of an iguana