Have you ever been strangled with your own intestines?!

A joke so horrible, people put active electric drills through their ears to commit suicide.

Exibit A: The Handlebar Mustache. Prehaps the most sexually attractive of all mustaches.

Let's Not!

mutica rulz in a circle. the fuck does that mean?

Oh shit. Your favorite character is now a xenomorph. Draw them you shazbot.

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Mother of God. It's a Minigun-BFG hybrid. We're all fucked.

Take the name of a song and make it into a physical, one-of-a-kind object

I GET TO START A NEW DOODLE CHAIN? GEE, WOULDN'T OF GUESSED. TOLD ME FIFTY TIMES NOW. NOT EXAGGERATING. STOP IT.

It appears that kotex's latest brand of pads, "Brick Wall" is a horrible failiure, causing spontanious periods for no goddamn reason.

Dime bag is 15$ .... What? What the fuck's this shit?