Jerry looked in the mirror and saw, to his horror, that something was very, VERY wrong.

Captain Jack Sparrow sitting on a cactus.

Dear Deer,

A tiny demon taunts the happiest man in the world.

The Giant Blobmonster snaps a man's arm off.

A sad pink horse carries a man with a tiny treasure chest.

The Cat in the Hat sips his tea with his pinky out.

That raincloud is not going to dampen my spirits.

Pinkie Pie prances around on the ceiling.

"Don't expect stuff to just fall out of the sky, Timmy."

The tree surrenders to the Russians.

The ghost of Miles Davis plays a vuvuzela.