Jesus on meth. BLASPHEMY.

An extremely scared cactus.

A man wearing a safari hat inside an ancient Egyptian cave, being watch by mysterious red eyes.

Male amputee fantasizing about sexy female amputee.

New Chain

A leg humping a dog

NOT AGAIN!

Penises with green fuzzy testicles

A very pretty and shiny orange kitty

A very thin man running with nothing but a baseball cap on, with his wanger erect.

BAZING, it's a delicious meat, cheese, and lettuce taco that's radiating either yellow electricity or rays of yummy goodness!

Ceiling fan shaped like a flower

A man in a red jumpsuit riding a bike while holding something. He is stating, "It's empty", referring to whatever da hell is in his hand.

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