Doodle or Die

An alien from outer space with extremely large breasts decided 2 hold up McDonalds he choked on a fry which sent him into a heart attack

Extra large Vulva

A drawing of a depressed balloon.

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McDonalds had to close down for the month due to many many many fat men and woman charging the freezer and eating all the food.

A proton a nuetron and ions all make up an atom the picture is of an atom

You're sister!

Your brain w/o drugs

New Chain

Batmen shooting Superman up with meth AHHHHH!

When I look at that poor horse I think of 1 word...INBREED!!!

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A 12 yr old boy bendin ur mom over givin it 2 her in the butt 4 the 7th time 2day. Man her shit is goin 2 fall out of her ass as she walks

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You ugly!

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A pirate/jesus wannabe falls upon a man w/o arms or legs He then decides they should search 4 more dirt and give each other mud masks

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