Pink octupus gets bitches because he is the pimp daddy who wears sunglasses indoors at night.

HUGE TATAS

Captain Jack Sparrow believes his name to be Johnny, but fools no one, and randomly dies.

Death is ashamed of a girl who will not accept her fate

A pickled hat

A depressed artist painted a picture of his love life with a gray caterpillar.

The sun finally decided to tell the gay soap that he was adopted

Dem mushrooms man...

Man wears red lipstick, but has extremely chapped lips, so he is also applies a brand if chap stick called 'Nos'

Charlie Sheen takes a bath in Nutella while Nicolas Cage sings in the shower in outer space.

Old woman with saggy boobs is distressed due to her bleeding bellybutton.

Asain dreams about math and enters the Syntax and has to fight for his life